As an important service to both yourselves, your family, your community and your nation, you must read the following list of 100 albums you must remove from your record collection and follow it religiously. If you don't, the terrorists have won.

Okay, so it's been 2 weeks since the last post. I've been on the road, New York, Philadelphia and San Diego. Anyway, here's the latest, we got the flowers. I visited kleinhoffers which is this legendary bridal dress shop in Brooklyn. Very neat, it has a lounge upstairs for the guys with big chairs and a big TV. I approve. Now, if I could only get Marshall's to go with the same concept.

The flowers will be cool, fall colors, no carnations, roses. Neat stuff. One thing we are including are "coffee beans" which are these reddish berries that look like, well, coffee beans. But they seemed to have ended up the one unifying factor in all the flowers.

The Time Travel Fund allows you to give them money in the hopes that when time travel is invented (say 500 years from now) the money will be enough to fund the time travellers coming to get you. This is one of the most pure con games I have ever seen. I love it. It's simplicity is genius. And heck, maybe it will work...